I fell in love with my dog because I hate myself.

[jadecat]

stolen from firesign10

Pick the month (number) you were born in:
1----I fell in love with
2----I ate a
3----I smacked
4----I sang to
5----I gave my number to
6----I murdered
7----I shot
8----I gave a lap dance to
9----I choked on
10---I bitched out
11---I had sex with
12---I humped

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------A homeless guy
2-------your mom
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------a hooker
8-------an ipod
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------a ninja
13-------the computer
14-------a football player
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a Jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a pickle
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my dad
23-------a condom
24-------my psychiatrist
25-------a policeman
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a baseball bat
29-------a DVD player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple-----Because I'm naked.
Gray--------Because that's how I roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.

Now put that in the subject line of your next post along with the rest of the instructions so others can play too!!

Comments

[sithhappens.livejournal.com]

How about this:
I shot a Jones soda because I was high.

Though I don't know what a Jones soda is.

[jadecat.livejournal.com]

Jones Soda is fairly new, it's a brand with the 'regular' cream soda, root beer, and so on, but then also gets into strange flavors like 'green apple' and stuff.

[sithhappens.livejournal.com]

That explains it. Sort of like our "Läskfabriken i Vimmerby" in Sweden. I haven't seen it in any Colorado stores last time I was there, but that was a year ago.

[aprilia27.livejournal.com]

I shot a goat because that's how I roll. : )

I wanted to go for a walk but they say it's going to rain and really it doesn't look too good out there.

[jadecat.livejournal.com]

*has been shot* (get it, cause I'm a capricorn and thus a goat and... nevermind. ;) )

Anywho, yeah- it's not lookin' too pretty out there. And my headache means it's not likely to get better.

Shall we try for tomorrow maybe? :)

[aprilia27.livejournal.com]

You have a headache too? Me too. Is it from sinuses? Anyway yeah we can try another day or do something not involving a walk. Whichever. : )

[jadecat.livejournal.com]

I think it's more from existing.... ;)

In this case a lovely combination of sinuses and hormones. They're really not supposed to gang up on me. But they keep doing so.

In any case, tonight's not looking so good. So maybe walking tomorrow, or perhaps I can buy you a cuppa coffee?

[aprilia27.livejournal.com]

Sure let's just wait and see how we're both feeling tomorrow. That sounds fine. And depending on the weather we can walk or have coffee then. I hope you feel better! I just took a dose of sinus med so hopefully it'll work it's magic. : )

[jadecat.livejournal.com]

Sounds like an excellent plan. :)

I have meds to take when I get home (I took some this morning and they're the 12 hour variety... yay. ;) ).

[tears-embrace.livejournal.com]

I humped myself because I was drunk!!! LMAO!!!

[jadecat.livejournal.com]

*giggles* That's just funny!

[jiffjenn.livejournal.com]

I have my number to a DVD player because I was high.

[jadecat.livejournal.com]

Well, depending on the manner you chose- it may remember. Next time try a DVR. ;)

[lionesse-rau.livejournal.com]

You know which one is the most hilarious to me? My ex's.... he always wear black shirts so thats where that part came from, here it is..

"I choked on a condom because I was drunk"

That made me giggle for like 10 minutes last night!

[jadecat.livejournal.com]

Oh my...

[mitfordgal.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm... I shot my sister because I'm sexy and I do what I want...


Well, that couldn't be less true - I only have a brother (and my sister-in-law is NOT my sister in any sense of the word) and I'm certainly feeling extremely non-sexy these days... but it was fun!

I'm sorry that I'm just now realizing that you changed your id - I like it!

[jadecat.livejournal.com]

id change- thanks, it's fairly recent though, so no worries. :)

[kateri-kachina.livejournal.com]

I gave my number to a Mexican because I'm not a homosexual.

Of course, I don't know how what that has to do with the price of tea in China but...*lmao*