I fell in love with my dog because I hate myself.

[jadecat]

stolen from firesign10

Pick the month (number) you were born in:
1----I fell in love with
2----I ate a
3----I smacked
4----I sang to
5----I gave my number to
6----I murdered
7----I shot
8----I gave a lap dance to
9----I choked on
10---I bitched out
11---I had sex with
12---I humped

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------A homeless guy
2-------your mom
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------a hooker
8-------an ipod
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------a ninja
13-------the computer
14-------a football player
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a Jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a pickle
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my dad
23-------a condom
24-------my psychiatrist
25-------a policeman
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a baseball bat
29-------a DVD player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple-----Because I'm naked.
Gray--------Because that's how I roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.

Now put that in the subject line of your next post along with the rest of the instructions so others can play too!!

Comments

[sithhappens.livejournal.com]

How about this:
I shot a Jones soda because I was high.

Though I don't know what a Jones soda is.

[aprilia27.livejournal.com]

I shot a goat because that's how I roll. : )

I wanted to go for a walk but they say it's going to rain and really it doesn't look too good out there.

[tears-embrace.livejournal.com]

I humped myself because I was drunk!!! LMAO!!!

[jiffjenn.livejournal.com]

I have my number to a DVD player because I was high.

[lionesse-rau.livejournal.com]

You know which one is the most hilarious to me? My ex's.... he always wear black shirts so thats where that part came from, here it is..

"I choked on a condom because I was drunk"

That made me giggle for like 10 minutes last night!

[mitfordgal.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm... I shot my sister because I'm sexy and I do what I want...


Well, that couldn't be less true - I only have a brother (and my sister-in-law is NOT my sister in any sense of the word) and I'm certainly feeling extremely non-sexy these days... but it was fun!

I'm sorry that I'm just now realizing that you changed your id - I like it!

[kateri-kachina.livejournal.com]

I gave my number to a Mexican because I'm not a homosexual.

Of course, I don't know how what that has to do with the price of tea in China but...*lmao*