jadecat | I give in

Edited to put the non-identified at the top

A. Pick 16 of your favorite movies. <-- Movies I like that I haven't recently seen on anyone else's version of this meme.
B. Then pick one of your favorite quotes from each movie. (may include profanity)
C. Post the quotes in your journal.
D. Have those on your friends list try to guess what the movie is without Googling.
E. Strike out the quote once it has been correctly identified and place the guesser’s username directly after the quote.

1 I love how we sell shoes. I love how we sell them in twos, it's so... Noah's ark!

5 That's easy for you to say, you've never been ugly.

10 Mother fucker! Are you out of your damn mind?

~~2 When she was born, that's when things went wrong for us.~~ Whale Rider identified by

devoosha. This is such a beautiful movie.

3 "How'd you like Grant's tomb?"
"It's lovely. I'm having a copy made for you." The Thin Man as identified by

sylo_tode

4 "You're hurt ma'am."
"I'm dead, sir."
"Dead. That's serious. Can I help?"
"Will you marry me?"
"Ma'am... I would gladly, but I fear my ankle is twisted." Orlando as positively identified by

jiffjenn!!

~~6 I hope no one minds but I have no intention of facing this sober.~~ Ice Pirates as

frawg_angel correctly named.

~~7 Death before dishonor. Besides, have you tried running in one of these things? It's a real bitch.~~ The Pirate Movie as

frawg_angel correctly named. And I recommend to everyone. It's a terrible movie from the 80s, but so much fun!

~~8 They say taupe is very soothing.~~ Oceans Eleven as

popfiend knew.

~~9 I think you know what I'm gettin' at Mr. President. We're gonna kill us a mummy.~~ Bubba Ho-Tep as

frawg_angel correctly named.

~~11 You brought our baby into a knife fight?~~ Undercover Blues as

frawg_angel correctly named. An exceedingly funny sort-of spy spoof about a couple, also spies, on their maternity leave.

~~12 So you think you've solved in fourteen days what they couldn't solve in two years?~~ Stargate Solved by

bubblesbrnaid

~~13 There's a difference between like and love. I mean I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack.~~ 10 Things I Hate About You as

frawg_angel correctly named.

14 "You want my opinion?"
"Will I like it?"
"Well, of course not! It'll be based in reality." Sliding Doors as correctly pegged by

talonvaki

~~15 Worse than the total agony of being in love?~~ Love Actually identified by

ariel_in_blue

~~16 I'm a hopeless dancer, but this looks like you just screw in a light bulb with one hand and pat the dog with the other.~~ Bride and Prejudice as figured out by

imperfectmanx