Lunchtime Adventures!! Or- Why Living In A Smallish Town Isn't Always Bad

[jadecat]

On this fine, sunny day, our Hero (lazycatsteve) ventured to Quiznos to fetch the lunch meal for himself and our Heroine (me). Hero decides to take the faithful canine companion along with him. Upon entering the establishment what haz da fud! our Hero sees Mr. Boss. At the time Mr. Boss is on the telephone with Mrs. Boss, and politely gestures for the Hero to order first.

It is only when exiting the establishment that our Hero realizes that disaster has struck! The tire of the vehicle is flat, flat. Woe! Having a cellular communication device- our Hero attempts to contact our Heroine. Alas, she has already departed from the work location. Mrs. Boss, who answered the telephonic device, insists that Mr. Boss can provide transport for our Hero. However, our Hero is concerned because of the presence of the faithful canine companion. Mrs. Boss, who has her own faithful canine companion insists this isn't a problem.

Our Heroine, being oblivious to anything not a vehicle on the road with her- drives past. In vain the hero waved to get her attention. But as he was not a vehicle, nor on the road, she did not see him. Mr. Boss agreed to provide transport for our Hero and the faithful canine companion.

Later our Heroine found out that during this transportation the FCC licked the back of Mr. Boss's head. *facepalm*

After consumption of the noontime meal, our Heroine dropped our Hero off at his vehicle. Wouldn't just leave it where it was after all.

Comments

[1-rhiannon-1.livejournal.com]

Hehehe :D I ♥ this post!

My favorite part? This:
Later our Heroine found out that during this transportation the FCC licked the back of Mr. Boss's head. *facepalm*


Edited for HTML fail :S

[jadecat.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I was just so embarrassed that he would do that! (the FCC that is.)

He IS a goofy dog though, and new people tend to get him all excited. I'm just glad Mr. Boss has a dog, and wasn't completely disgusted. ;)

Thanks. :)

[1-rhiannon-1.livejournal.com]

It made for a hilarious mental image for me though :D I'm still laughing about it!

I can totally see my Aramis gnawing on his tie or something *headdesk*

The "as he was not a vehicle, or on the road" part is giggle-worthy too :D

[jadecat.livejournal.com]

Oh good, I'm glad to have entertained. :)

I do feel bad that I didn't see him... but honestly, that stretch of road has crazy people on it! It's just funny how it worked out, with my boss giving him a ride home!

[stormyheart]

Love the writing style. This has to be the most amusing thing I've read all day :)

[jadecat.livejournal.com]

Excellent. :)

[glowy-lovers.livejournal.com]

That is too funny!!

[jadecat.livejournal.com]

Thanks. :)

[a-kosmos.livejournal.com]

Later our Heroine found out that during this transportation the FCC licked the back of Mr. Boss's head.

Too funny!!!

[jadecat.livejournal.com]

I'm just glad Mr. Boss found it funny too! There are some days when Kyle just forgets all his manners!

[thursday-kat.livejournal.com]

LOL puppy-licks FTW :D

I love how you've written this and insist on more such writings... ok, I won't be that bratty, but it was very witty and hilarious!

And did the Hero's car get repaired?!?!?! And was it an evil pothole what dun it?!?!?!

[jadecat.livejournal.com]

Why thank you, I shall endeavor to fulfill your most earnest request for more such writings. Paltry though they may be, due to my meager skills.


An lo, our Hero's automobile was indeed repaired. Our Hero, being a man of multiple skills, was able to remove the errant tire, replacing it with a temporary alternate. Carefully, the vehicle retreated to a location that had the capabilities of diagnosing the problem. As it would happen, a carelessly placed nail was the cause for the leakage of air from the tire. Removing said nail, and utilizing a 'patch kit,' as well as having the good fortune to have injured a tire still covered by a purchase warranty, rendered a once more usable tire.

Hello ...

[auntconi.livejournal.com]

I am new to your journal and hope you don't mind the intrusion; but found this post to be quite amusing. The FCC was thankful for the rescue and so resulted in the 'lick on the back of Mr Boss's head' ~ good doggie!

I wandered over from padiwack's site; mind if I stop by again?

Re: Hello ...

[jadecat.livejournal.com]

Hi there! Welcome to the madhouse... er my virtual house. ;) I'm glad that you liked the post. Kyle-dog is a Good Dog, Mostly(TM). *laughs*

Stop by as often as you'd like, friend me even. :) I trust padiwack's judgment in friends.