[identity profile] fitzjameshorse.livejournal.com 2009-01-22 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
My old friend Peter (a joker) used to say his marriage was illegal and he could get off on the technicality that his brides father never loaded the shotgun ;)

[identity profile] jadecat.livejournal.com 2009-01-22 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Excellent. *laughs* It's good to have loopholes like that.