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Harry Potter Spoilers:
Okay, I stop now...
 | My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Draco Malfoy accidentally destroys all of Scotland after signing a massive advertising contract with McDonalds |
| My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Sirius Black discovers true love with a wicked cackle |
| My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Ron becomes a Broadway star without a second glance |
| My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Hermione kills Ron because J K Rowling got bored |
| My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Harry is killed by the resurrected Lily Potter in a scene which will make you weep for days Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom |
Okay, I stop now...
