Entertaining Spam

When reading my e-mail yesterday I found myself intrigued by two pieces of spam. I share them with you now.

First, from: Antonietta Harrop <antone@hughhewitt.com>

the echoes to take more than hobbits care to make no sound, he crept
noiselessly down, down, down into the dark. He was trembling with fear,
but his little face was set and grim. Already he was a very different

The second from: Heaven Jilek <heavy@chemtrend.com>

the mountain-top in a spout of green and scarlet flame. The dwarves
heard the awful rumour of his flight, and they crouched against the
walls of the grassy terrace cringing under boulders, hoping somehow to