McCain's 99 problems
Jul. 24th, 2008 09:33 amFor the record, I do read huffpo, and realize that it's slightly left leaning... *grins*
This article cracked me up. It details McCain's '99 problems' in winning.
A couple of my personal favorites:
76. His claim that Czechoslovakia still exists (it doesn't).
75. His claim that Iran is training Al-Qaeda (they aren't).
74. His claim that Iraq and Pakistan share a border (they don't).
73. His claim that Somalia is the same place as Sudan (it isn't).
72. His claim that Vladimir Putin is the president of Germany (he isn't).
65. "C-nt." (<-- Anne comment, this was directed at his WIFE!)
64. "I hate the gooks."
63. His plan to resurrect Bush's plan to privatize Social Security.
62. The writer's rooms of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report.
61. His tarmac birthday party with Bush -- as Katrina made landfall.
The real killer in my eyes *snickers*:
41. The starlet gap: McCain = Heidi Montag; Obama = Scarlett Johansson.
11. Being out-raised by Obama 2:1...in West Virginia.
2. John McCain.
This article cracked me up. It details McCain's '99 problems' in winning.
A couple of my personal favorites:
76. His claim that Czechoslovakia still exists (it doesn't).
75. His claim that Iran is training Al-Qaeda (they aren't).
74. His claim that Iraq and Pakistan share a border (they don't).
73. His claim that Somalia is the same place as Sudan (it isn't).
72. His claim that Vladimir Putin is the president of Germany (he isn't).
65. "C-nt." (<-- Anne comment, this was directed at his WIFE!)
64. "I hate the gooks."
63. His plan to resurrect Bush's plan to privatize Social Security.
62. The writer's rooms of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report.
61. His tarmac birthday party with Bush -- as Katrina made landfall.
The real killer in my eyes *snickers*:
41. The starlet gap: McCain = Heidi Montag; Obama = Scarlett Johansson.
11. Being out-raised by Obama 2:1...in West Virginia.
2. John McCain.