Holiday Songs!

[jadecat]

Stolen from dubheach

HOLIDAY SONGS FOR THE DISTURBED


1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets
and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses And Trucks and Trees
and.......

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting On an
Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh Look at The
froggy, can I have a chocolate, why is France so far Away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Be lls, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, ! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells

Comments

[firesign10.livejournal.com]

That's a riot! I may nab ;-)

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

Ha!

I love the "Manic" one.

[robinskij.livejournal.com]

Now that seriously made me laugh.

OH OH!! there are more!!

[kokopelleigh.livejournal.com]

i got this fwd to me in email...there are a couple more that go with them...
Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas
Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
Autistic --- Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock ...
Senility --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

[leelu-multipass.livejournal.com]

HAAHAAHAHAHHAAHA!!

[mightyafrodite.livejournal.com]

Hey! You should send that to DK!

[elfies.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO!!! thank you for the chuckle :)