jadecat | Apr. 15th, 2009

My Sitcoms (filmed a couple of pilots... ;) )

My LiveJournal Sitcom
JadeCat at the junkyard (LIFETIME, 8:30): JadeCat (Meg Ryan) auditions for a movie starring opposite covaithe (Mikhail Baryshnikov). Also, mac_arthur_park (Elijah Wood) hypnotizes cmpriest (Halle Berry) but it doesn't work. Meanwhile, dragonmyst (Ana Gasteyer) gets mad at beldar (Burt Reynolds) and decides to join the Peace Corps. Afterwards, esmerel (James Van Der Beek) causes problems at work when a file from dr_nebula (Robert Carlyle) has a virus. The week after, emo_snal (Lucille Ball) ruins srallen (Abe Vigoda)'s favourite motorcycle while house-sitting. TV-14.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom

JadeCat at the junkyard (LIFETIME, 8:30): JadeCat (Meg Ryan) auditions for a movie starring opposite covaithe (Mikhail Baryshnikov). Also, mac_arthur_park (Elijah Wood) hypnotizes cmpriest (Halle Berry) but it doesn't work. Meanwhile, dragonmyst (Ana Gasteyer) gets mad at beldar (Burt Reynolds) and decides to join the Peace Corps. Afterwards, esmerel (James Van Der Beek) causes problems at work when a file from dr_nebula (Robert Carlyle) has a virus. The week after, emo_snal (Lucille Ball) ruins srallen (Abe Vigoda)'s favourite motorcycle while house-sitting. TV-14.

What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom
jadecat And Me (LIFETIME, 4:30): jadecat (Barbra Streisand) makes lots of money playing guitar on the street and makes axejudge (Fairuza Balk) jealous. Later, bluesgirly (Annette Funicello) ruins sekhmet_iatut (Vincent Price)'s favourite iPod while house-sitting. Soon afterwards, donuthunter (Ali Landry) plays chess against kindredspirit_4 (Abe Vigoda), who doesn't know how. The week after, mitfordgal (Farrah Fawcett) cheats on a test, and andpuff (Randy Travis) finds out. In the next town over, passe__compose (Christian Slater) eats popfiend (Angela Bassett)'s raspberry cheesecake. Zany antics follow.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom

jadecat And Me (LIFETIME, 4:30): jadecat (Barbra Streisand) makes lots of money playing guitar on the street and makes axejudge (Fairuza Balk) jealous. Later, bluesgirly (Annette Funicello) ruins sekhmet_iatut (Vincent Price)'s favourite iPod while house-sitting. Soon afterwards, donuthunter (Ali Landry) plays chess against kindredspirit_4 (Abe Vigoda), who doesn't know how. The week after, mitfordgal (Farrah Fawcett) cheats on a test, and andpuff (Randy Travis) finds out. In the next town over, passe__compose (Christian Slater) eats popfiend (Angela Bassett)'s raspberry cheesecake. Zany antics follow.

What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom
I Love JadeCat (LIFETIME, 8:30): JadeCat (Meg Ryan) unknowingly gets high before a meeting with saltatoria (Errol Flynn). The next day, bigwehner63 (Morgan Fairchild)'s new shirt bleeds in the wash and stains all of apey69 (Bebe Neuwirth)'s underwear pink. Then, zen_kitty (John Cusack) plays chess against nemtetsemnewty (Tracey Ullman), who doesn't know how. That same day, ezzycrafts (John Goodman) accidentally breaks edith_jones (Lena Horne)'s stereo. The week after, axejudge (Fairuza Balk) takes mindlight (Margaret Cho)'s professor on a date and ends up necking. Wackiness ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom

I Love JadeCat (LIFETIME, 8:30): JadeCat (Meg Ryan) unknowingly gets high before a meeting with saltatoria (Errol Flynn). The next day, bigwehner63 (Morgan Fairchild)'s new shirt bleeds in the wash and stains all of apey69 (Bebe Neuwirth)'s underwear pink. Then, zen_kitty (John Cusack) plays chess against nemtetsemnewty (Tracey Ullman), who doesn't know how. That same day, ezzycrafts (John Goodman) accidentally breaks edith_jones (Lena Horne)'s stereo. The week after, axejudge (Fairuza Balk) takes mindlight (Margaret Cho)'s professor on a date and ends up necking. Wackiness ensues.

What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Taking Care Of JadeCat's mom (LIFETIME, 8:30): JadeCat (Meg Ryan) borrows sashegrey (Jennifer Connelly)'s car to drive to the beach. Later, sylo_tode (Dave Coulier) and oberonia (Antonio Banderas) kiss at a deserted mansion. That night, stripedsocks (Dennis Miller) and cerinalass (Jimmy Fallon) find a lost turtle at the beach. On the other side of town, talonvaki (Gary Coleman) likes 8-track players, but mycala (Jason Robards) thinks they're disgusting. That same day, destabee (Sean Astin) teaches wolfshaman (Colin Firth) about El Nino. TV-14.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom

Taking Care Of JadeCat's mom (LIFETIME, 8:30): JadeCat (Meg Ryan) borrows sashegrey (Jennifer Connelly)'s car to drive to the beach. Later, sylo_tode (Dave Coulier) and oberonia (Antonio Banderas) kiss at a deserted mansion. That night, stripedsocks (Dennis Miller) and cerinalass (Jimmy Fallon) find a lost turtle at the beach. On the other side of town, talonvaki (Gary Coleman) likes 8-track players, but mycala (Jason Robards) thinks they're disgusting. That same day, destabee (Sean Astin) teaches wolfshaman (Colin Firth) about El Nino. TV-14.

What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

Which do you think will actually get picked up?