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This is funny. As first seen on eoywin's journal.

If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:	Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . .Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunchRightful heir!!Strategic poisoning . . .Mind controlAsked for it really nicely, 'pretty please'No idea . . .
Your title is:	Your Majesty - straight-up, no fuss
Your symbol is:	a blue dragon - cool and slick, oh yeah, just like you
You rule from:	a towering, well, tower
At your side is:	your sexiest bodyguards
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:	NINJAS!!!
Your most popular law is:	Five-day weekends
Your least popular law is:	Irony banned
Your worst enemy is:	your unstable water bed - how can you sleep?!
Your popularity rating is:: 62%
Your chance of being overthrown is:: 4%
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I actually started writing this late yesterday, and then as I went on it got to be a lot longer than I had planned. By 5 it wasn't finished, so I'm finishing it now, and cutting it to be kind. :) (slight warning though, the icon is appropriate.)

( The Leprechaun )