My View...

[jadecat]

What's wrong with today (sorry, no politics at the moment) via

Me: So, today's Thursday... that's good.

Self: Ah, no, check the calendar, it's Wednesday.

Me: Right, so Thursday... means it's almost Friday. Isn't that NaNo write-up meet up something or other tonight?

Self: No, it's Wednesday, the meet up is tomorrow.

Me: I thought they were meeting on Thursdays and Sundays?

Self: They are.

Me: It's Thursday today.

Self: No, it's Wednesday.

Me: Right, so it's Thursday... so why isn't TH here at work? Isn't Thursday his GSI day?

Self: Yes, it is, but today is only Wednesday.

Me: Really? Hmm... can't be... so what time is it?

Self: Around 9 am.

Me: Uh... not according to the clock...

Self: Really, oh, I see. So... nearer 11:15 am, that means it's almost lunch time.

Me: Right, so can I have my cookie now?

Self: You ate your cookie already.

Me: No.... I did?

Self: Yes, check the trash can for the wrapper.

Me: Damn. I want a cookie.

Self: There are apples in the staff kitchen place.

Me: Want cookie.

Self: Well you ate your cookies already.

Me: Fine. Wanna go home.

Self: Well yes, but we can't.

Me pouts

Self tries to get the time deal straightened out.


Now are you glad you don't live in here?

Comments

[sarbah77.livejournal.com]

Am just glad I'm not the only person who thinks it's Thursday. :)

[mightyafrodite.livejournal.com]

That was great. :)

[jadecat.livejournal.com]

So maybe it really IS Thursday? :)

[jadecat.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Sadly true... but thanks. :)

[sarbah77.livejournal.com]

I wish. I really really REALLY wish!

[firesign10.livejournal.com]

ROTFL!!!

[(Anonymous)]

Oooh yeah, same here.

And not only because Friday is pay day...

[jadecat.livejournal.com]

Er... that was me...

[jadecat.livejournal.com]

*tips hat* We aim to please. :)

[jiffjenn.livejournal.com]

I am glad that I am not the only one who argues with myself. Shh! Don't tell them!

[jadecat.livejournal.com]

I don't tell them anything. They talk to me and I respond. But I don't tell them anything. Like they would beleive me. ;)